If you die in college, do you die in real life?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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