dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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