Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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