What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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