hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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