Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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