How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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