i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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