You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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