hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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