He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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