Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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