I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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