You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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