I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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