Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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