at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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