recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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