Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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