so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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