a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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