also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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