You made me cry and you don't even care
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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