She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
