gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
They took my balls.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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