we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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