I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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