I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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