i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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