i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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