It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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