They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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