Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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