Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
