Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
