if only i could text you this smell
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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