i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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