when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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