I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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