So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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