that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
