if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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