Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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