I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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