So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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