What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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