ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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