He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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