I just made out with a guy for $7.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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