I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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