this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
