is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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