i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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