I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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