bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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